your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He? As in you personified your dick?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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