So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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