You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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