Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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