Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Let the clothes fall where they may.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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