You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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