so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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