One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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