Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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