Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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