i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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