we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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