Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
