they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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