Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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