Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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