Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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