I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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