Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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