youre lurking in front of me
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect