If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.