I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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