how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Come see our sink grown plant.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
should my penis look like a turkey
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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