So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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