I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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