That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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