singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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