so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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