im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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