my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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