hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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