yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She's the barista slut.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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