am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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