Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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