Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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