Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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