It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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