we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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