this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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