Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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