I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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