I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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