if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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