i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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