So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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