Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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