You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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