mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
