remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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