Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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