I wannas sexs uuuuu
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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