He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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