I'm jealous of your bromance
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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