508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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