Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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