goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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