Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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