question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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