but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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