I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
