I think scott just propositioned me for sex
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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