am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
