Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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