hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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