Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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