put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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