SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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